I Still Haven't Thought Of A Clever Title

18 hours into building Rome: I really thought this would be much faster.

7-eleven pizza on deck get at me fuckers

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

life is so weird i have so many things to read

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

weed that makes you hallucinate the feeling of something brushing your ankle

that's called a cat

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

REPORT: Neighbor Been Driving On That Spare Tire For A While Now

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.