I Still Haven't Thought Of A Clever Title

the miracle of life

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

your cat was an honor to see in the window

if a catgirl was a TV reporter she would say "in other mews" or "and meow to the weather"

the older i get the more i realize that death IS the ultimate killfuck

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)