wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

im never serious but I always mean it

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion