every little thing i do is a micro-trans-action

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[ Begin ID: A still from Jimmy Neutron of Libby, Sheen, and Carl. Shayne is saying, "We gave Jimmy "rapturous enjoyment of mustard". Let's give Cindy whistling." / End ID ]

my consistent top 5 tumblr fear is that i make a pro piracy post and then it gets reblogged with some first world addition about the wonders of the library

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grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you