every little thing i do is a micro-trans-action

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[ Begin ID: A still from Jimmy Neutron of Libby, Sheen, and Carl. Shayne is saying, "We gave Jimmy "rapturous enjoyment of mustard". Let's give Cindy whistling." / End ID ]

my consistent top 5 tumblr fear is that i make a pro piracy post and then it gets reblogged with some first world addition about the wonders of the library

[ID: Nine buckets on a concrete floor. Behind them, a shelf is partially covered by a plastic sheet. It is not visible if the roof is leaky or what the buckets do. /end ID]

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

is this a safe place to say i don’t care that chappell roan is rude and i think it’s fine if she continues to be

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

can i be earnest for a second. i mean more than usual

my earnest belief is that you gotta take pictures of yourself that look really bad and unattractive and that never end up seeing the light of day. because someday you’re gonna go through your photos and see them and say god i’m so glad i get to see what i looked like after running around in that rainstorm

AND you’re not gonna look at them and go god i look bad you’re gonna see them and say god i was so happy god i was so alive