larry ( larry)

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

Throwing up because this encyclopedia of fishes is organised alphabetically by common name so fish of the same genus are scattered wildly throughout.

Looking into it further, what a weird ass fish. It's scientific name is Bathypterois dubius, and it is hermaphroditic. Also if you google snoutlet crotchfeeler fish you get 4 results total, no idea where the authors got that common name from but it is way better than "spiderfish".

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

*cradles your face lovingly* hey. i spilled superglue on my hands

Do Not Send Me E Mails And All That Other E Shit

deny disc is the funniest thing that's happened to me in weeks nobody knows where it came from it might be sentient

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

me

going to burger kin getting the no doubles cheeseburger