“The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim but it’s in VR” by Call Me Kevin -- Ask Meme List
I thought this video was fun so I made an ask meme list! Warning for some offensive language and cursing. Feel free to edit in any way for an interaction to make sense!
“He sees me coming and he’s like, ‘I’ve seen his videos, we should not be around as NPCs when he arrives.’”
“Hey, hey buddy, you should run. You’ll be fine, trust me.”
“Yes, a man bun. Okay, I’m sorted.”
“How do you know? I didn’t give you my name! I literally just said nothing.”
“Could you not even move his body? Is there any sort of hospitality here?”
“Uh, dude, I know you’ve heard this trick before, but look out behind you.”
“Grab his foot! Trip him! Yeah! One win for the orcs.”
“You don’t seem very panicked.”
“You’re afraid of me, right now?”
“Dragon, dragon! Wow, you are a beauty!”
“Sir, wait up, I lost my legs, I’m a midget, now.”
“Am I getting them? I feel like a warrior. I gotta be honest, I was just doing the ole swish and flick here.”
“C’mon, come at me! You’ve never seen swordplay like this! … Did I do that?”
“I feel like I picked the wrong team to be on.”
“You could say I was – quivering. That’s an archer pun.”
“He’s waking up and I still haven’t hit him.”
“Oh, now I’m getting really good. Two shots in a row is a personal best.”
“This guy’s gotta be like, why did this guy have to live? Why couldn’t I get anyone else?”
“Oh my God, you’re the first person I’ve met out here, can you just leave me alone!”
“Agh! Friend, be my friend again! Where’s my friend gone!”
“Once again, through skill and power of brain power, I got away.”
“This looks better than real life. I’m never going back.”
“I’m sorry. I’m not very good on my feet yet.”
“Hey, I don’t mean to intrude, but I’m standing right here, I just wanna buy some stuff.”
“That’s alright, but I was clearly in the room for quite a while before you stopped.”
“Huh? Yeah, sure, I guess.”
“What? I can’t hear you, because you’re in a bucket.”
“Oh, of course, yeah. A valuable. Sorry.”
“I see you behind those rocks! … Whatever you are.”
“Yeah, that’s right. He just jumped right into it.”
“I’m not lost, I’m exactly where I need to be.”
“That was a bad time to forget how to walk.”
“I always like a good purse, just something to accessorize with, y’know?”
“He’s a friendly giant! The BFG! Hug me, oh – FECKING HELL.”
“Jesus, what is going on behind me?”
“Don’t run like all the others! You coward!”
“I’m the main character, you need to give up your life for me.”
“I hit you like twice, it’s hardly worth this, can’t we just get passed this?”
“I may not be good at fighting, but I’m good at getting other people to fight for me.”
“Please, do something, he’s in your village now. Are you seriously not gonna do anything about this?”
“No, don’t make me halt! No no no no, you don’t understand! Please, let me go!”
“What? Did I hit you? Dude, I’m sorry.”
“I misunderstood! I was attacked by a giant, I probably have a concussion!”
“May as well take as many as I can.”
“Oh, goddammit, he shot me. Coward.”
“Alright, this time, just walk straight to the door. Head down, and just walk out.”
“Yup! I’m the hero! I get stuff done.”
“I am your son, mama. I am your son. Mwah!”
“Alright, y’know what? I’m leaving this town. I don’t feel welcome here. See ya later.”
“Aw c’mon, why does everyone want to fight me?”
“Oh I just gotta… go over those mountains… perfect.”
“Oh no, not you guys again. I’ll leave, I’ll leave, I won’t interact with you, don’t worry.”
“I’m starting to freeze!”
“I’ve never felt so stupid in my entire life. I’m just glad no one is here to see this.”
“Consider my jimmies rustled.”
“I really don’t need a fight with more guards, I need to be careful.”
“Sorry, I was getting outclassed.”
“Privacy, please, goddamn!”
“Do you not listen to me when I speak?”
“It’s a bit late for introductions, I’m afraid.”
“Why does no one want to talk to me?”
“I know you saw me, don’t you walk away from me.”
“Alright, let’s go then.”
“Oh yeah, now you wanna go, huh?”
“Oh, c’mon, what did I do this time, huh? You’re always mad at me for no reason!”
“Alright kid, you’re gonna damage the floor. That’s hardwood. That’s expensive.”
“I don’t have time, kid, whatever.”
“God, I am like the worst hero this game has ever seen.”
“I don’t need a tax, I have this weapon from the future! … He’s not falling for it.”
“Oh my God, I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.”
“Don’t talk to me, don’t talk to me, don’t talk to me–”
“I’m just here to kill someone! Please!”
“Yeah, I’ll be right with you, don’t worry. … I’m never gonna talk to him again.”
“I am the world’s best assassin.”
“What is it with the hospitality in these places?”
“Oh my God, you are terrifying.”
“C’mon! I was just curious!”
“I keep getting into trouble, and I don’t do anything wrong!”
“Oh God, what do you want? Why are you running right at me?”
“How did you even find me? I’ve never been here, and I didn’t plan on coming here, either.”
“Are you the crazy guy that makes no sense? Oh wait, that’s me.”
“Hey, I’m here on the orders of some crazy, homeless dude.”
“Stop looking at me! Stop looking!”
“No, don’t leave don’t leave don’t leave don’T LEAVE!”
“W– is this still English?”
“What are you looking at me for? I don’t know what I’m doing.”
“Frankly, I don’t know what’s going on in this episode of Pokemon.”
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