Just another cliché.

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

I’m ready for hoodies and cold nights.

shout out to strangers who see gay people with their partners and just start grinning at them for no reason in particular... you are just one step below obviously gay cashiers who find elaborate ways to subtly compliment us on gay things so that we know they’re gay too

Me, local queer, when a clearly lesbian couple comes in to the brewery for date night: hmmm how can I convey to them that I like girls while telling them about our newest pastry stout options

Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????

*me handing out a papers* I’m gonna need you all to write a detailed essay of min 45 pages describing exactly how you perceive me and why plus an oral presentation with appropriate soundtrack.