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Oh my god, we have to stop Kony

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No one knows the pain and torment I’ve been through. The trauma... the abuse... the amount of tiktoks my little Nina has made making light of my follies...
Gay?
What’s there to be happy about
Ah! It seems I found this dimension’s Neo! Hello! *waves enthusiastically *
It’s 7 in the morning, cut it with the cheer and chipper act.
Also how did you get in my kitchen?
*wakes up*
where am i

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Hello!!! :D
Hey.
Happy Valentines Day Neo~ (Or,, Neos?) @neocortexsuggestionofficial @cortexrules :3 🧡
Crash... dear boy... You know what would make my Valentines Day just perfect? If you go into the most dangerous part of the jungle, and find the most poisonous flower you can. I want a big, bright, beautiful flower. Make sure to just inhale all it’s pollen as you’re bringing it to me. Heck, have some fun and eat a couple when you go to pick them! They’re so colorful, they probably taste just like candy! Oh how perfect this Valentines Day would be if only Crash could acquire me these horrid flowers...
Well, as you know, it’s Valentines Day. I see all of you are home alone on your computers posting your trash as usual. As for me? I have a date with 128 hot Katie’s. You can leave the various gifts, chocolates, and roses for me at the door and I’ll have N. Gin pick them up for me later. Ciao~

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Beautiful! I love eet when you make posts, Master!
Don’t talk to me.
Greetings, devout minions of Tumblr!
Due to ACSC shutting down my former and immensely popular blog after a prolonged battle of wits (I won) I, Cortex, have decided to relocate to this teeming platform. You have been blessed with my awe-inspiring presence! The ACSC will never think to look for me here among the dregs of Tumblr. I mean, just look at that name! It’s spelled Tumbler, you cretins! Anyway, it is high time to launch this bad boy and get back à jour! So go on and fill up that follower count.
Your Master has returned!
Tsk, ANOTHER faker? When will it end? I don’t think I have to tell all my loyal subjects and followers that I’m the real Cortex and this is just some sad impostor trying ride the coat tails of my success and fame.
haha! u bald
This is CYBERBULLYING and I WILL be contacting the Internet Police.
There. Now youre not the only bald one. Now stop calling the cyberbullying police, theyve got a warrant out on me
Oh little Nina! Finally taking a step in emulating your old uncle, I see. Only the true greats such as us have finely waxed and pampered craniums like you and me. Ah, they grow up so fast. Pretty soon you’ll be growing and twirling your own mustache as well!
Cortex forgot to log out of our shared computer. I thought he would want people to see this.
Excuse you but that was a work in progress! I still haven’t added the filters to it! But now you posted it and will get all the notes and fame and reblogs. Always stealing my brilliant ideas, classic N. Brio.
I’m not here to start drama, but I wouldn’t follow Crash if I were you. Or Coco. Or that goody-two-shoes mask. In fact, don’t follow anyone. Only follow me. I’m the only blog you need to be following.

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I have to say, I’m a little disappointed. I’ve been gone all this time and not a single one of you is groveling at my feet upon my return. Who do you think I am? Show some respect to your future king.
It Is Great To See You!!! I Have A Tumblr Now :D
HOW DO YOU BLOCK ACCOUNTS?!
For my next attempt at growing gills I have prepared an emergency bucket with water.
I write "prepare" instead of "got", because I had to make it myself. The bucket industry is not considerate of scientists such as myself.
In unrelated news I just bought up every bucket in town and am having the lab assistants use them to construct a massive statue of me holding a bucket in triumph.