Prepare to be disappointed.

men love looking at each other lustfully while covered in blood, It’s how they bond

Male labubu voice: i'm male labubu!

I somehow discovered a niche tumblr microcommunity centered about actual irl cannibalism. Not murder (although that was partially accepted too), just the act of eating people. The main point of discourse was not, in fact, the moral implications of such a thing, but people chastising eachother for trying to force cannibalism on people who weren’t interested.

btw don't ever allow yourself to think it's a coincidence there are so few black users on tumblr or even that it's some sort of cultural mismatch. it's because black users were driven off the site by racist fanbases and staff witch hunts. don't forget about how when ferguson started trending, the tag was purged of all posts and users were deleted, which staff then justified by calling them russian bots and foreign agitators

all those posts that are like "you and your blorbo swap lives" "draw your blorbo in your outfit" etc etc are fun and all but every time im like. bold if you to think i have a singular blorbo. its a bleebus circus up in here.

Fascinated by the thought of the plural of blorbo being bleebus

it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.

Adorable. My wife YES I WILL EAT THIS COOKING.

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like