come shadow, come follow me

you all only hate me because ive tried to kill you multiple times and will continue to. get over yourself.

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die

im srry but transmalehood actually does not come with Gender Baggage. theres no unique responsibility placed on me to Be the Right Type of man any more than just…anyone on planet earth has the responsibility to be a decent person? I don’t need your permission to be a man or your concession that its ok for me to be one as long as I’m “careful” about it. It’s dehumanizing and transphobic and your baggage with malehood is not my problem.

some people just want performative guilt from trans men, theres no other way to put it. you can say, “yeah I’m gonna try to be a good person like everyone else” and someone will tell you “no you need to be a good person specifically to make up for your gender” because somehow that will make the world a better place. I’m not catholic dude I’m not begging for your forgiveness lol.

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.