mostly harmless

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

"yo mr. white", "tell me, will", "louis, mon cher..." is my absolute favorite genre of posts followed closely by posts that try to explain anything the incomphrensible way kendall roy or dean winchester would say it.

I love expressing myself via spending money

I’m in debt as performance art 

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?