I HATE ALL OF YOU

*Her comedy mask breaks*

how can anyone hate Flowery. he shows Aqua how to hold a knife safely. he teaches Seth how to be more confident. he's Orange's big brother and hypes her up. he's friends with Green, sparring partners with Yellow and dances with Blue.

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-@negativity-offical

Good for you!

Craig: No.

Clyde: Please! You have to open the door! Bebe dumped me!

Craig: Suddenly I'm interested.

Craig opens the door

Craig: Dude, Bebe dumped you?

Clyde: Yes! 😭

Clyde: You have to help me feel better!

Craig: And how am I meant to do that?

Clyde: Let me inside, we can talk about it!

Craig: ... Fine.

Craig: But you better get out in an hour. I'm having Tweek over.

Clyde: Oh just rub it in my face, why don't you?

Craig: Hey, you're the one who asked to come in.

Clyde, dramatically laying on Craig's couch: I can't believe she dumped me! I thought things were going so well!

Craig: ... No comment.

Clyde: Come on, really? Help me out here, dude!

Craig: Ugh. Fine. 🙄

Craig sits beside Clyde on the couch

Craig: So, what happened?

Clyde: I don't know! I just know that she dumped me in front of everyone in the cafeteria!

Craig: Right. Okay. Uhm... And you came to me why?

Clyde: Because I trust you with relationships! I mean, you and Tweek seem to have everything figured out already!

Craig: Yeah. So?

Clyde: You're so cynical! I just need a friend right now.

Craig: Alright, settle down. I never said I wasn't your friend.

Craig: Do you want to watch Red Racer or something with me?

Clyde: Okay, if you think that'll help.

Craig: Great. Now shut up.

Craig turns the TV on

Clyde, looks at Craig: ...

Craig, not even bothering to look at Clyde:

Clyde, leans in for an open mouthed kiss:

Craig, finally noticing: Oh, dude, what? Get out of here!

Clyde, barely audible with Craig's hand over his mouth: Aw, come on, please! I'm lonely!

Craig: Yeah, I don't think a make out session with me will fix anything.

Clyde: 🥺