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All of the characters written in my posts are aged up.

But my brain is convincing me to make an account for every single character I can think of

Kenny: then she added in a ton of seaweed

Kenny: like, a lot

Characters:

-Hellpark Pip

-Harper

Pip stalking Harper as he walks down the dark, damp sidewalk and the only source of lighting were the dimly lit lamp posts

🎶 Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind

I'm sure if I sat down and asked you, well, you really wouldn't mind

You've got those eyes that drive me crazy

And I've got eyes to watch you sleep 🎶

This is where it transitions to Pip sitting on a tree branch outside of Harper's home, with the tree facing directly into Harper's window so that Pip can look inside

🎶 I brought a pack lunch and some coffee

For my stakeout in your tree outside your house (Shh) Gotta be as quiet as a mouse 🎶

Pip is shown holding his finger to his mouth in a "Shh" way before it transitions again

Transitions again to Pip rummaging in Harper's trash outside,

🎶Or else you'll call the police

And I'll get done for somethin' stupid like disturbance of the peace 🎶

Pip takes out pieces of trash in the garbage bin, looking at them curiously before tossing them aside until he finds one he likes

🎶 And piece by piece, I am collecting all the things you leave behind

Pip's eyes lock on Harper

It was his favorite little human! Back again!

Oh, how he loved to taunt Harper...

He could just eat him alive

"No! Stay away from me!" Harper warns, frightened and trembling as he presses himself flat against the tree as Pip zeros in, chuckling darkly as he shows off his jagged sharp teeth

Peaches: Do I have to?

Kenny: Yes.

Kenny: But it can't just be a simple kiss, like, I don't want a soft peck on the lips, I want the full deal.

Kenny: I'm talking about having your tongue in my mouth while you pull my hair.

Peaches + Butters: Aw!!

The rest of the guys: ...

Stan: So... What do we do now?

Cartman: I don't know. Kyle's the brains of this whole operation.

Kyle: Why does it have to be me? Make him do it!

Stan: *Me*? I don't want to deal with an opossum! Especially not if it's Kenny!

Kyle: I thought you liked opossums, Stan.

Stan: Again, not if it's Kenny.

Kenny: whatever noise a sad opossum makes

Peaches: I think he's adorable!

Cartman: Of course you think that, he's your boyfriend, dumb bitch.

Kyle: Cartman!

Butters: Uh... Big sis? Does Kenny need a litterbox now?

Cartman: No need. He can use the trashcan once I throw him out.

Kenny: angry opossum noise

Cartman: What? I'm just kidding! You know I love you, Kenny.

Kyle, grabs Peaches arm: Peaches, can I talk with you alone for a second? I'm thinking that maybe we could fix this--

Kenny: HISSSS!

Butters: W-Woah! What happened, Ken?

Kyle: Do you think it's because I touched her?

Kenny, jumps onto Peaches shoulder and glares at Kyle: grr