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All of the characters written in my posts are aged up.

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Cartman: ... You know I don't really hate you, right?

Peaches: ?

Cartman: I'm only hard on you because I like you.

Peaches: ... Okay?

Cartman: I'm serious! I'm being nice here! I actually like you, Peaches! Even if you do have a hookers name, or you used witchcraft to seduce Kenny, or you're a spoiled daddy's girl who flaunts his money.

Peaches: Excuse you?! I'll have you know that I'm not *that* evil!

Cartman: Eh, same thing.

Peaches: 💢

Cartman: What? Did I finally stun you, rich bitch?

Peaches: ... Thank you for... Being honest.

Cartman: Ooh, that sounded like it was hard to say.

Peaches: It was.

Cartman: And I'm not just saying all this for the sake of Kenny. He's my best friend. And I don't want to see him hurt.

Cartman: But even if you weren't dating him I think I could still like you.

Peaches: "could" or "would"?

Cartman: Don't push it, woman.

Cartman: Oh, and don't blab to Butters. If I like you then he's bound to think I like him.

Butters: gasp Eric likes me?! 🥹

Butters finds a box: Oh, this looks kinda old... And it's so big. What's in it?

Butters: Ken!

Kenny: ?

Butters: Can I have your pocket knife?

Kenny: Yeah, sure. Why?

Cartman: Oh gee I wonder why. Probably to open a box, you dumbass.

Kenny: Piss off, Cartman. Here you go, Butters.

Butters: Thanks!

Butters starts to open the box but something catches his eye before he can

Butters: Huh? What's that?

Butters, reading the colorful font: The Playfellow Workshop...? What's The Playfellow Workshop?

Butters, opening the box anyway: That looks fun whatever it is!

Inside lies a yellow puppet with a blue pompadour and a colorful outfit with a blue cardigan and rainbow pants with dress shoes

Butters: What's that?

Butters: Hey guys! Look what I found!

Kenny and Cartman: ?

Butters, holds up the puppet: Isn't it so cute?!

Cartman: It's creepy is what it is. And why the hell is it so big? That thing is nearly as tall as you are, Butters!

Butters: But I'm not 3 feet tall, Eric. Am I, Ken?

Kenny: No... But... What *is* that, Butters?

Butters: I don't know but it sure is neat lookin'!

Cartman: Leave it here, Butters.

Butters: Aw... 😢

Cartman: It's probably haunted or some shit. No wonder it's in that witch's attic.

Kenny: Don't talk about Peaches that way, dude.

Cartman, sarcastically: Gee, sorry.

Cartman: Come on, you guys, let's get out of here.

They start to leave the attic

Cartman: And I swear to God if I look behind me and I see Butters holding that fuckass puppet-

Butters: I'm not! I promise!

Cartman: Good. Don't need that thing haunting us...

Kenny, muttering under his breath: I die everyday I don't need this. Peaches doesn't need this.

They leave with Butters looking back towards the box one more time before shutting the attic door

Silence...

Then