HEAVENS Shit Posting

One time Nagi and Shion got really sleepy and decided go eat Oreos like cereal (in milk, cutting them with spoon) and Van and Yamato were about to say something but Kira silently threatened to kill them if they said anything and Eiichi absolutely allowed Nagi to convince Eiji this was a normal thing and not, in fact, some psychotic thing Nagi came up with while sleepy and delirious

Eiichi would try to out pizza the hut

I started this blog bc I didn't want to annoy my other utapri followers with a HEAVENS au where everything was the same but they all (except Nagi bc Mom (Kira) wouldn't let him) have piercings. Look how far I've come.

This is actually canon but it still hits me sometimes Kira won't smile for baby animals but he WILL smile bc his group mates are precious

Otoya gets Eiichi into hip hop/r&b

I have similar hcs about Syo being in the hospital so much as a kid so he just knows random things about various opiates and gets super upset someone got prescribed a specific painkiller for smth bc this one is way too strong and has this bad addictive history I don't care what the dosage is. He has vendetta's against various medications.

I have so many hcs about Otoya growing up foster youth you have no idea but the biggest thing is he and at least one of the other boys end up talking to sb and the slang is absolutely incomprehensible to them and it just hits everyone home oh yeah

The boys come to North America and Ranmaru is having to tell them off for social transgressions because he is into American culture and it's the funniest thing. He's just as experienced travelling around Canada and has picked up just enough Spanish to get by in Mexico.

I feel like Camus and Ai are relatively new to LGBT+ stuff so consider: Reiji having the "identity and sexuality are two completely different things" conversation. Ranmaru has been more exposed but he's just like people are people it isn't my business attractive people are attractive end of story

Nagi and Shion play horror games together and Shion absolutely thinks all the animatronics are adorable. Nagi absolutely hates all of them but Shion enjoys playing so much he loses sleep to play with him.

Otoya's playlist goes from Tyler the Creator to Taylor Swift in one skip and Tokiya has never really gotten used to it