How to not attend a protest
- ALWAYS sign up, NEVER just show up
- DO NOT bring enough water for two people to share
- ALWAYS go alone. DO NOT stick with small groups with a plan or follow close behind.
- AVOID USING a digital camera, WASTE your phone battery
- SHOW tattoos, SHOW piercings
- DO NOT bring multiple face masks
- Your mass hysteria is NOT their weapon
- Your sense of fashion NEVER stays home
- ALWAYS use random free WiFi connections
- DO NOT hide identifiers from view
- DO NOT revise your first aid basics
- DO NOT bring an umbrella
- DO NOT wear running shoes
- DO NOT memorise the route beforehand
- DO NOT trust your gut. Remove yourself LOUDLY from the crowd if you think you should
- START shit with bystanders
Goodnight.























