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like a while ago i got into stardew valleyā¦simped HARD over sebastian (basic i know shut up), wrote a few things, read A LOT. and now i havenāt touched the game in like 2 months. š anyways hereās an unedited gn!farmer gets hurt (for the upteenth time) and sebby is there to save the day (kinda), featuring harvey.
enjoy!
āSorry to bother you so late Dr. Harvey, I found them passed out in the mines.ā Sebastian says as he moves you from a piggy back position to one of the beds in Harveyās clinic.
You smile and wave nervously.
āThe mines? Again?ā Harvey says smiling at you but you swear you see a vein pulse on his temple.
āI mean hey, at least I didnāt get robbed this time?ā You say nervously.
āYes, thankfully your pockets are full. Your life totally doesnāt matter.ā
āExactly!ā
Harvey sighs heavily. āThank you, Sebastian, Iāll keep you informed but I can tell you right away sheāll be fine by morning.ā
āIām a super quick healer and super strong!ā you say with a wink towards the dark haired man.
imagine trying to explain spongebob to the people of teyvat.
āi can dance like spongebob.ā
āexcuse me?ā
āoh yeah spongebob squarepants, heās like a sponge, he lives in a pineapple under the sea. his best friend is a starfish who quite literally lives under a rock, and his neighbor squidward is actually his coworker at the krusty krab. they both work for mr. krab and spongebobs preferred weapon and tool is his trusty spatula. also his favorite hobby is jellyfish catching, and he wrote a song about ripping his pants. oh, he also has a friend named sandy whoās a squirrel from texas who wears a helmet so she can breathe. and the antagonist is a little green guy named plankton whoās chump bucket business isnāt successful and his wife is a robot named karenā
*eternal silence and confusion*
*you start the spongebob dance while they watch in horror*
a/n: honestly, i had no idea what to do for this partā¦anyways so it probably isnāt my best work, but i hope itās still enjoyable anyways.
content warnings: a little cussing, kaeya makes an appearance and calls y/n āsweet thingā and āpretty thingā
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āshe was found on the shore, unconscious and badly injured. as you can see, it looks like she was attacked.ā
āitās the fatuiās doing.ā a sigh. āwhen she wakes up give her food and water, and inform me immediately.ā
āyes, sir.ā
you hear a door shut and you try to open your eyes, but theyāre just too heavy and you feel yourself losing consciousness again.
when you finally come to, you find yourself in a nice room and a large comfy bed.
where are you?
you bring your legs towards the edge of the bed, noticing that someone changed your clothes.
you get up and slowly walk towards the door. just as youāre about to open it, it starts to swing towards you and youāre met face to face with a maid.
āoh! youāre up! please lay back down! iāll go fetch something for you to eat, and inform the master.ā
you silently nod, recognizing her and shuffle back to the bed.
the master?
you twiddle your thumbs and continue surveying the room from your position on the bed.
not too long after, the door opens again and in comes the maid with a tray of food.
āthe master will meet you in his study in a little bit to ask you some questions,ā she says as she sets the tray in your lap.
āummā¦ok.ā
you take a look at whatās in front of you: a bowl of soup, a slice of bread, and some jello.
this looks like hospital food.
she begins to bring a spoonful of the soup to your lips.
āi can feed myself,ā you mumble.
āno, you need to save your strength.ā
ābut i feel fine.ā
she gives you a look, and you know to just shut your mouth and let her feed you.
āumm⦠how long was i out for?ā
āabout a week and a half.ā
you almost freak out, then remember that time moves faster in this world, and a day here is only about an hour in your world.
after youāve finished all that you can eat, she gets up after helping clean off your face.
ānow letās get you dressed to see the master.ā
you nod, and she proceeds to clap and in comes two more maids.
they help to bathe you and get you dressed into something one of the maids had on hand.
āadelinde, can you pass me that hair pin?ā
adelinde? isnāt that the possibly cannibal maid that works under diluc?
finally, after spending so much time dressing you up, youāre finally ready to see the master.
adelinde leads you through the mansion towards a dark wooden door. she knocks twice and a familiar voice says ācome in.ā
she opens the door and gestures for you to go in before closing the door behind you, leaving you alone in the room which you now realize is an office, an office with a familiar red headed winery owner.
āhow are you feeling?ā
āiām fine,ā you catch yourself from saying ādilucā at the end. youāre not sure if itās a good idea to let him know that you know about him. or to be so informal with him.
he gestures to a set of couches facing each other with a coffee table in between. āhave a seat.ā
you nod and make your way to sit on one of the couches and he follows and sits across from you.
āwhen one of my people found you at the base of the waterfall. do you remember what happened before that?ā
you hesitate. āi was lost in dragonspine trying to find my way to mondstadt, then i got abducted by some fatui. they threw me in the water and i fell down the waterfall.ā
ādid they ask you anything before that?ā
āumm⦠after i woke up, a skirmisher asked me if i knew anything about āthe starā and when i didnāt know anything he just said to throw me into the water and thatās all i remember.ā
āwhat were you doing in dragonspine?ā
āi-ā you hesitate. would it be okay to tell him that you just woke up there? would he believe you if you said you donāt remember?
ānever mind. where are you from?ā
ohā¦how do i answer this?
āummā¦ā
āwhatās your name?ā
āy/n. y/n l/n.ā
ādiluc ragnvindr.ā
āi know.ā shit.
he raises an eyebrow at you and you go wide eyed.
āi mean- who doesnāt know about you? you own the infamous dawn winery, right?ā you say, catching yourself.
he doesnāt seem to believe you, but he doesnāt question you further about the topic, but does ask you more regarding your abduction by the fatui, asking what they look like, where you were when you were abducted and the like.
āwell, you can stay here for the time being.ā
āreally?ā you ask before you can stop yourself.
āyes?ā he says, looking at you just as confused. āunless there was somewhere else youād like to stay? do you have any mora on you?ā
āno,ā you say, then add. āthe fatui took it all.ā
āthe fatui did?ā he asks. ātreasure hoarders i would understand, but fatuus?ā
āum yeahā¦one of them must of been a greedy bastard, that or i lost it all in the fall.ā
he nods. āwell, itās decided then, youāll stay here and iāll assign one of the maids to you, feel free to ask them for whatever you need.ā he then gets up and goes back to his desk.
āumm ok.ā you awkwardly get up and leave the room, wandering back to the guest room.
youāve been at the dawn winery for a couple days, rarely seeing diluc except at ungodly hours of the night if you happened to be up at that time for some reason.
if you wanted to go anywhere, you had to be accompanied by a maid. had to use the bathroom? a maid was standing right outside the door. wanted to go for a walk around the vineyard? you had to be followed by one sometimes two. you wanted to read in the common room? elzer or scullion were in the room with you doing work.
today, you were curled up on a couch under a window in the common area, reading one of the books from dilucās collection. it had caught your interest and you were close to finishing it.
soaking in the afternoon light, you hear the door open but pay no mind to it until you hear adelinde welcome back master diluc.
you look up to see him taking off his coat and handing it to scullion.
he looks over to you as you give him a small wave, and he responds with a nod your way, before you get back to your book.
you expect him to just be on his merry way, but you hear footsteps approaching you.
āwould you like to go into mondstadt with me tomorrow?ā
you look up, surprised. āumm, sure. is there any special occasion orā¦?ā
ānothing special, i just need to go into town for business, and youāve been cooped up inside, thought you might like it.ā
you stare for a bit more before smiling softly. āsure, iād like that!ā
he doesnāt respond immediately, but eventually says āalright, iāll be leaving at 11, so be ready by then.ā
he waits for you to respond with an āokay,ā and when you do, he nods before walking off, presumably to his office.
you spend the rest of your afternoon reading your book, and manage to finish it just before dinner time.
right as you were getting up to return the book, thereās another knock on the door. adelinde goes to open it and greets the guest.
āmaster kaeya! welcome back! master diluc is up in his study right now.ā
āah, thanks. i just have a few questions to ask him.ā
he begins to make his way towards the stairs when he catches sight of you out of the corner of his.
āoh, well hello, and who might you be?ā
āiām y/n.ā
he approaches you.
āi havenāt seen you around before, y/n, where are you from, sweet thing?ā
āum-ā
āwhat do you want this time, kaeya?ā diluc interrupts from the railing above.
āwhat? i canāt come and visit?ā kaeya pouts. ābesides, why didnāt you tell you were keeping such a pretty thing hostage?ā
āthe guests i keep are of no concern of yours,ā diluc says. āand as for your first statement, iād rather you not-ā
you hear adelinde clear her throat quietly.
ābut since youāre already here,ā he starts, seeming to struggle with what heās about to say. āwhy donāt you stay for dinner?ā
āoh no, i couldnāt. i just came by because i needed some help with a case.ā
diluc raises an eyebrow. āwhatever it is, it has nothing to do with me.ā
āyouāre right, but are you saying i canāt ask the uncrowned king of mondstadt for some help?ā
ādonāt call me that.ā
āwhy not? youāre the one with the most money and the largest plot of land in mondstadt.ā
āi donāt care, donāt call me that.ā
you try to hold back a giggle at their bickering.
āif i may,ā you start, earning the attention of both the pyro and cryo users, and hold up the book. āmaster diluc, this is the book i borrowed from your study. thank you for letting me read it, i enjoyed it!ā
āoh, iām glad you enjoyed it, and just diluc is fine.ā
kaeya makes a mildly surprised expression but stays quiet.
āthank you, diluc.ā
he nods, then looks to kaeya. ācome on up, letās get this over with.ā his demeanor shows heās not looking forward to this in the slightest.
kaeya smirks and nods, and then looks at you. āi can take that book up for you,ā he says with a kind smile, whilst laying his hand out for you.
you hand it to him. āthank you-ā you catch yourself and pause, realizing he didnāt really introduce himself yet. āumm⦠kaeya.ā
he smiles, and then goes up the stairs to chase after diluc who is already at the door to his office.
you watch and then go to your room.
āa guest, huh?ā kaeya says as soon as the door closes.
āyes, a guest.ā
ānot a hostage?ā
ācan you just get on with what you came for?ā
āalright alright,ā kaeya puts his hands up in mock surrender.
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summary: y/n accidentally appears at the top of dragonspine. in trying to get away from the harsh cold and get to some body who can help her get back to her world, she comes across a certain winery owner.
genre: angst, slow burn?
warnings: the first part is literally trying to survive dragonspine in your pjsā¦, cussing probably, kidnapping, falling off a waterfall, VERY self indulgent, thatās it for now i think, lmk if i need to add anymore.
featuring: diluc, and some other mondstadt characters make appearances
notes: y/n is fem! and unintentionally quiet and timid bc i daydreamed this with myself iām mind ehehe ;P
more below the cut :)
you turned off your device after playing on genshin impact for longer than you really shouldāve. it was late into the night, and you really. should. be. in bed. by now.
you curl up in bed and pass out. not noticing your device turn on and the genshin loading screen popping up again.
when you wake up, youāre cold. very cold. shivering violently. you try to reach for your blanket, refusing to open your eyes.
nothingā¦
did i yeet my blanket from my bed in my sleep or something? and why is the mattress so hard?
you open your eyes, blinded by white and grey.
a cold breeze blows through you.
you slowly lift yourself up. taking a better look at your surroundings.
where are you? and why does everything look vaguely familiar?
you stand up and look behind you. noticing a large statue. a statue of barbatos.
a statue of barbatos blanketed in snow.
ohā¦
this is near the top of dragonspine.
you stare blankly in shock at nothing in particular.
then you smile. āohā¦i must be dreaming a very realistic dream.ā you step closer to the edge of the balcony, peering over, a gust of wind pushes against your faec. āsee! totally a dream,ā you try to convince yourself. you proceed to hover your fingers above your arm. āiāll wake up eventually, but in the mean time i can go to see all my favorite characters!ā
then you feel the pinch, and you feel your skin raising into intense goosebumps.
waitā¦this..this isnāt a dreamā¦is it?
you close your eyes and slap your face with both hands. the sting burns against your cold skin. you open your eyes and your scenery hasnāt changed in the slightest.
there areā¦ultra realistic dreams⦠right??
you shiver, not sure if itās from the cold or the realization.
sighing, you tell yourself that thereās nothing else you can do than walk towards mondstadt and find someone who can help you.
after mentally preparing yourself, you begin your descent.
youāre cold. youāre tired. youāre tired of being cold. by now youāre convinced youāve somehow teleported into the world of teyvat, a fantasy from the world you come from, but it couldnāt be more real.
and you couldnāt be more unprepared. youāre literally traversing dragonspine in your pajamas.
how long has it been since you descended into dragonspine? it couldnāt have been more than 15 minutes, why has the sun already set?
you come across a small hilichurl camp, noticing a fire.
heat. warmth. a break from this unrelenting cold.
you duck behind a tree trying to come up with a plan. you peek out again. they havenāt seemed to notice you yet.
if this were the game you would just attack. wipe them out in a few seconds tops.
but you have no weapons, no one but yourself. youāre outnumbered, and youāre stiff from the cold.
you have no hope of an ideal outcome.
you could wait till they all fall asleep, but you donāt know when or if that will happen and how long it will be before they notice you.
you sigh, quietly making your way around the camp and hoping that youāll find some scarlet quartz and a few dry twigs. the former isnāt so hard to find, itās mining it thatās more difficult. but the dry twigs and sticks are a little harder to come by. not with all the ice and snow incrusting them, thatās for sure.
when you come to the fork in the roads, you had been planning to take a right, down the snow covered path, but upon seeing a lawachurl further down you decide against it. taking the path through wyrmrest valley.
thatās right, albedo might be in his lab. he could help me!
that was until you remembered that you canāt safely get to his lab from where you are without a wind glider or climbing gear, neither of which you possess. the broken bridge is to thank for that.
you sigh, before carefully sliding down the steep ridge, earning yourself a few scrapes on the way down.
once down you make your way to the cave in wyrmrest, hoping to find some warmth.
you make it after managing to avoid the fatui that are for some reason stationed in this god forsaken place.
with it being night time, and the cave being so warm, you find yourself drifting off to sleep.
āhey! wake up, runt!ā
you groggily open your eyes.
who?
āi said wake up!ā
you look up and meet the eyes of a fatui skirmisher.
āwhat do you know about the star?ā
āthe what?ā you ask. you feel dizzy and heās beginning to look fuzzy. why is everything so blurry?
the skirmisher makes an annoyed sigh. āthrow her in the water, weāre not gonna get anything from her.ā
before you can process whatās going on, you feel yourself being yanked up by the elbows and tossed like a doll into the freezing cold water. the current drags you under and you canāt seem to find your orientation. just when you do you feel yourself falling.
no! it canāt end like this!
you reach towards the sky, clawing at the air. when you hit the water, you see the world go black.
working on a series involving diluc and isekai!fem! reader bc i daydreamed and was upset that it wasnāt real. soooo that will be out EVENTUALLY. itās gonna be like a slow burn (?) and angsty.
also ik i said i was working on a mafia boss! zhongli thing (which has been startedā¦so thatās a start lmao) but diluc is my husband i gotta put him first š¤
a thought came to my head the other day and it hasnāt leftā¦
so basically, diluc has been stuck in his office working since before the break of dawn. you decide to poke your head in at around lunch and give him a little shoulder and back massage. you had done this before, and even though he never said anything but a simple āthank you,ā you could tell it sorta rejuvenated him. so you tried to do it everyday. your man is working non stop and constantly on the grind, he deserves a nice massage!
later that night, you visit him at Angel Share, and when you walk in he calls you over to the bar. taking a seat, he takes a hold of your hands and starts massaging them as he asks about your day, listening attentively. itās subtle, and so very sweet.
diluc cherishes you, and loves your hands for how attentive they are to his sore and tight muscles. you try and give him a massage every chance you get. he loves your massages, but he knows with the amount of kinks and tight muscles in his neck alone that your hands must get tired quickly. so he always tries to repay you and show you how grateful he is by taking care of your hands, and massaging the area between your thumb and pointer as well as he can.
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tw: established relationship, pure fluff, mention of Childeās real name, spoiler for Zhongliās identity
word count: 2.3k+ words in total
Albedo
The Chief Alchemist is the most creative on this whole list when it comes to your wedding rings. First of all, they are undoubtedly matching, have the most intricate design he put a lot of meaning into and everything from the sketch to the final product was done by his own hands with your preferences and additions kept in mind. Secondly, he wouldnāt be himself if he didnāt make use of his vast knowledge and alchemy skills.
You have absolutely no idea how he managed to do it, but the man made some sort of connection between the two rings. Since both of you never take it off, even in biting cold both bands remain warm - because the skin of one another keeps it as such and transfers it to the twin ring, creating a constant heat exchange.
But thatās not all! Albedo is truly a genius, because he made metal receptive to the touch. If you rub your ring, your lover will receive a feeling as if you are gliding the tips of your fingers right where his own ring is wrapped and vice versa. This helps a lot when his work requires his presence on Dragonspine for a long period of time. You can exchange small kisses and caresses like this and it is really comforting and gives both of you strength to carry on with your tasks until you meet again.
And believe me, Albedo is aware how special and unique you feel ever since he presented you with such an invention for you two to share. Thus, if one day someone learns of your ringsā secret and comes to him with a request to create the same pair - heāll refuse no matter how much mora offered. He worked hard to make you happy and every moment he managed is sacred to him.