loser

I hate texting. Come live with me.

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

Did Fish just obliterate America?

It needed to be done sooner or later.

i for one welcome our new big gay outer space death fish overlawds

Everything in life is better now

me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny