idk whats going on

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

i fear we are never making it out of this alive because the greater collective of the human race is still struggling with "maybe we shouldn't openly and explicitly hate women" and the thought of managing to get to "maybe we should actually like and respect women" anywhere in my lifetime feels about as attainable as everyone spontaneously learning to fly

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

What happens happens 😂😂 PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT haha no it’s all good I don’t really care about the result 😁 GOD NO PLEASEEEE I NEED IT i know i did my best that’s all that matters 🤣😆 FUCKK

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving