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found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

It's cool how old alcohol is. A meth addict is a novel and rootless thing but the humble alkie is in a noble tradition millenia long counting great statesmen, artists, scientists, etc among their rank. And by chance! Can you imagine if yeast made a stimulant? We'd be on the moon!

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

doing things smarter not harder is for chumps. the real ones do it dumber and more difficult

exposing an amount of chest hair that suggests a willingness for gay gestures