Your Local Twelfth Century Vampire🌹

if so: GENIUS move artistically bc it probably would absolutely blind someone with LED headlights about as much as their headlights are blinding the driver, with that much of it.

Dank you for the tag @quicktimeeventfull

Reading: i have my fingers in so many literary pies RN, but the one I'm working on the most is The Rise and Fall of Dinosaurs by Stephen Brusatte, which is sort of THE pop science dino book.

Last Song: Blood and Roses by The Smithereens

Last Film: a total goofball gag-fest that's also the last movie one of my favorite exploitation director did, aka Frank Henenlotter's Bad Biology. A woman has six clits and can't stop killing guys by how hard she comes. Meanwhile, a man's penis is sentient. Features an end credits rap song from the producer about how hard it was to make the movie.

Last Series: i've been watching a lot of Bewitched on Tubi. sitcoms kinda rule. perfect to watch while you eat your spaghetti.

Sweet or Salty: salty pwease

Coffee or Tea: coffee, and cold brew if possible

Working on: so much for my actual work, LOL, and also for a zine fest I'm tabling at in October. i also have that one omegaverse matchmaker fic cooking but its waaaaaaaaaay back on the burner. practically in the slowcooker, so when it's finally served it'll be tender as hell.

tagging: @allisonpregler @sapphickocho @yagami-raito-kun @mgcmind @13eyond13 @ruffaloon

I don't know if I'm currently mutuals with enough active people on tumblr tbh??? I'll tag some folks though! @lenny-kosnowski @needlesslycryptic @splashesdarling

Reading: Classic Barbie comics!

Last song: Backfire at the Disco by The Wombats

Last film: Next (2007)

Last series: Currently watching Farscape for the first time

Sweet or salty: both together!!

Coffee or Tea: just had matcha latte, so I guess tea??

Reading: A biography on Nancy Cunard.

Last song: Buffalo Stance, Neneh Cherry

Last film: Equinox, the cool ass stop motion horror flick.

Last series: Square Pegs this morning

Sweet or salty: both, together, apart!

Coffee or Tea: Coffee, but it also depends on the mood, and if I'm feeling tea at the moment.

tag 9 people you'd like to get to know better:

(Choosing some lovely bloggers I've seen on my dash/in my notis recently)

@wellhellod0lly @josephandjamie @liminalpebble @nebulousfishgills @secretly-sirens @atlantisnebula @janewarfield @st-eve-barnes @qelshapie (no pressure tags!)

Reading: The last thing I read was the latest chapter in a Horizon fic by @jcbbby ♡

Last song: Paralysed (Counterfeit version)

Last film: I saw The Odyssey this past weekend!

Last series: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder (bc I can relate. /j, probably ;)

Sweet or salty: More salty than sweet lately.

Coffee or tea: Coffee in the morning, tea (mostly herbal) for the rest of the day.

tag 9 people you’d like to know better: imma tag more than 9 @josephandjamie @stopitbehaveyourself @chuchundras @meatcrimes @bwaylover1993 @qelshapie @nebulousfishgills @secretly-sirens @al-ghoul @bowersbubbles @reveuracine @realfernmayo @janewarfield @valkyrie1366669

Reading: literally currently reading Karen Carpenter's wikipedia page in another tab...

Last song: Scarborough Fair/Canticle by Simon and Garfunkel

Last film: dawg I don't even remember. I'm so bad at watching things.

Last series: rn I'm rewatching Game of Thrones because my husband is reading the books and had never seen the show.

Sweet or salty: I haaaaaate salt. much more a sweet flavor person.

Coffee or Tea: coffeeeeeee, but I love nothing more than a giant mug of mint or chamomile tea at night.

I ain't tagging 9 people so here's the "if you wanna do this, consider yourself tagged" memo lol

Reading: I've had a very busy couple of weeks so I haven't read much, but the last book I read was the "I Was Feeling Epic" Vampire Diaries oral history book. Lots of tea, very good read.

Last Song: "Make it Holy" by The Staves

Last Film: Being honest I think it was watching KPop Demon Hunters for the first time in like a 2 AM burst of executive function

Last Series: House of the Dragon. The season finale is terrifying me because I'm so worried about poor Helaena...

Sweet or Salty: Sweet! Though I do enjoy salty snacks...

Coffee or Tea: Neither tbh, but if I had to pick, tea