Your Local Twelfth Century Vampire🌹

quick ! someone get her blankie and teddy bear NOW. she is in urgent need of a nap. tuck her in bed already, there’s no time to waste !!! hurry !!!!!

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

And then I met @nebulousfishgills in person

And then we met in person 🫶

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars