it’s like the office but bad
lance: “hey can i have some water?” shiro: “it’s not water”
lance: “ooh, vodka ;) i like your style” shiro: “it’s vinegar”
lance: “what-” shiro: “it’s vinegar”
lance is the public relations manager
he shows all potential business partners his tattoo that he got at 16 on a dare. it’s a badly drawn melted pizza slice that says ‘sizling!’ underneath. the typo is deliberate
pidge works in IT nobody knows how old she is or how she got this job
pidge: “shiro do you dare me to eat these pencil shavings?” shiro: “no”
pidge in tears, crunching on pencil shavings: “are you happy now?!!?!” shiro looking into the camera: “….”
keith is the receptionist and when people try to talk to him he slowly slides under the desk until he’s out of sight
but they can still see the fluffy tuft of hair at the top of his head bouncing as he silent-laughs
shiro: “ok allura from HR is coming today to inspect things. keith get your arm out of the fish tank”
keith: “but it feels nice” shiro: “for god’s sake”
building security: “mr garrett i’m here to tell you that you parked your car in two parking spots and that’s against the rules” hunk: “shh can you hear that?”
security: “…hear what?” hunk: “can you hear how little i care?”
nobody knows pidge works there cos it’s technically illegal but they sometimes see a small green child out of the corner of their eye like an office ghost
shiro: “ok team how will we hide pidge when HR visits?” lance looking up at the vents: “i have an idea”
lance: “oh hey keith. fancy finding you here” keith: “this is my desk?”
lance: “so i was thinking…i mean….are you free on friday? you wanna grab a drink with me?” keith: “but i have drinks at home in my fridge i don’t need any more”
pidge throwing a stapler at the wall: “SOMEBODY BROKE THAT”
hunk: “everyone in this office suffers and takes the stairs but i found a secret tunnel on my second day and it takes me only 5 minutes”
pidge: “it’s a broken elevator shaft you could die”
hunk: “live fast die young bad girls do it well”
lance: “i have a date this weekend”
keith: “GOD I HATE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE NOTHING EVER WORKS OUT I’M-”
lance: “they cancelled” keith lowering the fire extinguisher: “oh that’s ok then”
allura: “wow your office is impeccable!” allura opening the fridge door and it breaks and hangs off its hinges: “wow never mind!”
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