Inconceivable

me reading back my own writing

I think it’s incredibly important to note that if Caleb does in fact attune to the Ioun Stone of Fortitude that Fjord gave him, from here on out Caleb is going to have a little pink stone floating around his head at all times.

*makes bad decisions but in a really boring way bc i live at home, there's a pandemic, and i have no money*

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

bad vibes banished

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that victory slide

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm