âIf only life were that simple. Trust me, if I didnât have to put up with it, I wouldnât. But sometimes we have to do the thing we donât want to anyways. Are you saying youâll take care of me. Considering Iâll be here until you, I guess it wouldnât make too much of a difference if I drank myself silly tonight. Letâs start off with a vodka soda, then weâll work our way up to shots. I donât know, you havenât seen me completely wasted before either, your opinion might change. A shower might not be too bad, but a shower with me might be a lot more fun.â
âLife can be funny that way, but you know you can always come here too and get away. As long as if Iâm here of course, the other bartender isnât nearly as fun. What kind of person would I be if I didnât look out for you? Plus you deserve to have a good night where you donât have to worry for once. Just you, me and a handful of other people to make a fool out of yourself in front of. Shots can be the last hoorah before we leave. Maybe Iâll even take one with you, but you canât tell anyone. I might take you up on that offer. Weâll see how drunk you get because Iâm not going to take advantage of you if youâre wasted.â