everyone rb this with your identity a white dudebro would call forced diversity in the tags

Number 1 with that exact expression…

stopping at an understaffed, overcrowded fast food restaurant while on a road trip and crouching over your phone with your chicken sandwich at a corner table like a weary adventurer eating a bowl of unidentifiable stew at a nameless inn, the only one for miles of moor and wood, taking in the chatter around you but speaking to none before pulling your cloak back up over your head and taking t' the road once more

let your character fuck up. please. let them fuck up on a scale so massive that this particular thing cannot be salvaged. let their fuck up have permanent consequences. and stoooooooooooooooop having them being the smartest person in the room who always has a sharp comeback to put their enemies down, and who always handles their enemies with grace or at least an air of superiority that s justified because they’re so cool and smart and clever™ let them bleed for their mistakes, let them MAKE those mistakes, and let that bleeding be ugly and disgraceful. let them suffer for their own mistakes, and let them suffer in knowing that they cannot fix. and let other people hate them for the shit they’ve done, and for once let the haters not be ‘petty bad people’. Let the haters be right.

APPLAUD

you know those hardcore lovesick characters who continously and frequently stare at their s/o in awe and are just so smitten that when they see them smile or laugh their world just stops spinning and their heart stops beating? yeah i love that shit.

Turns out that in order to post my fics, I have to write them! Shocked and upset.

“How do you ‘accidentally’ achieve immortality?”