Try this trick and spin it

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

such an interesting narrative happening with the portugal team. you have a genuinely talented squad with a lot of depth and potential but they will never be allowed to fully grow into it as long as that man is there because to put the needs of yourself or the team's above his is tantamount to sacrilege. even though everyone knows in their hearts his prime is a distant memory, the illusion must be maintained and sustained by making every other player work twice as hard but stop right at the moment of it paying off. they could go further but they can't go further and it's all because of him and his ego and the circus that surrounds it. it's all very emperor's new clothes

sometimes rpf is just literally real

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everybody love me. except for all my haters. who will be dealt with.