yee haw murphy's law

I won’t date a girl with pierced nipples because if her nipples are pierced that most likely means someone has seen them and I’m not interested in a relationship with the whore of Babylon

Cowboy boot heelies

Smash that rb if Christianity was deeply ingrained into ur mind throughout childhood and now every bad thing that happens, whether it’s a huge tragedy or a minor inconvenience, feels like a punishment from The Lord 🤪🤙🏻

if you see me bopping to mariah carey’s “all i want for christmas is you” then suddenly start crying don’t worry it’s just the religious trauma

I've been inconvenienced and that means it's time to drink shit beer and listen to pat the bunny.

all pop punk is trash all folk punk is good 

A punk dating app called Guttr, instead of gender preference it’s sorted by vegan/non vegan and alcohol dependence level

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

in a post-nsfw tumblr celebrating penis friday is a radical act

Today’s Saturday.

No its post-friday

why must a movie be "good"? is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see robert pattinson, stranded on an island, drunk and unhinged?