Ravens-Cove

Waiter #1: Did... Did Bruce Wayne seriously just ask whether that orange juice was organic?

Waiter #2: I mean, yeah, it's a genuine question

Waiter #1: But Bruce Wayne? The guy asked you last year whether ‘gluten’ was a type of new drug?

Waiter #2: Yup.

Politician: Is Bruce Wayne seriously cutting up that child's steak for him?

Socialite: I honestly didn't think he knew how to use cutlery. Remember last year when he stuffed that mini quiche into his mouth in one go? Those Prada models had to give him the Heimlich?

Dick: Bruce why is everyone staring? Did I do something wrong?

Bruce: No buddy, I just ordered a Coke and they're a little surprised.

Dick: Oh, are you not allowed Coke? That's OK, my mom never let me have soda after dinner either. I won't tell Alfred, I promise.

Bruce: Thanks, chum.

Waiter: Um, sorry Mr Wayne but the bartender wanted me to make sure that-

Bruce: Just a regular Coke with ice, please.

Waiter:

Bruce: I will still take it with a little umbrella.