Desperado

So, um, yeah, I am now 26. Fuck, why am I getting so old??? It’s been nearly 10 years since I got the role of Bella Swan as well. Jesus Christ.

Happy Birthday! 26 isn’t that old you’re fine. As if it’s nearly been 10 years, I remember going to see it when it came out. How time goes so quickly.

The flight from Sydney to L.A is 14 hours long, and do you know how many of them I slept for? None. So if I stop making sense at some point, it’s probably due to all the coffee I drank. But, getting away from that, how’s it going here? I’m Ashton.

It’s crazy how uncomfortable some flights can be, and you’re definitely forgiven if you stop making sense. It’s nice to meet you Ashton I’m Naya and it’s all pretty good here. Well from my point of view, you’ll probably have others saying differently. 

❛Someone fucking unpack my bags, I’ll pay you.❜

“I would have considered it but then you got demanding and said fucking and now I don’t feel as sorry for you.”

❛ Yes, I am now 39, no I do not want to talk about it. ❜

“Happy belated Birthday, I hope that you managed to have a good day. I really wouldn’t worry about your age when you look as great as you do.”

I put on workout clothes earlier because I had the intention of going to exercise. I then proceeded to sit down on the bed to tie my shoes and ended up falling asleep. That counts as something, right? At least I got the outfit on. 

I feel like I should tell you that yes it does count for something but I just can’t bring myself to lie like that.

I asked for a scotch and the bartender gave me gin? Fucking idiots, all of them. 

On the bright side you have more to drink now? That is if you drink gin. I can't really say it was an easy mistake on their part. Was there a few people when you asked for it, maybe they got confused?

“Whoa whoa. This room is occupied.”

“Oh gosh” Naya hands fell over her eyes sheepishly before covering her mouth. “I thought this was my room l- nope it’s not you’re here, my bad.” She chuckled slightly intoxicated.

Well this place sure beats my tiny studio apartment in Greenwich Village. They went all out for this show, didn’t they? I’m impressed. I did notice that there’s no theatre or anything here. Bit of a buzz kill don’t you think? How do you guys watch new movies and shit?

That is pretty good upside right? They did, probably just looks better on TV though. That is one downfall, I mean they have a tattoo parlour but not a theatre. Whenever I manage to get a break from here I try and see whatever films I can but apart from that we just have the see the newest films Netflix has available.

How about you join me for a drink? 

I feel like that was more of a - you should join me for a drink so I will.

“I’ve decided that as much as I love Canada and enjoy seeing my family, LA is definitely the place to be. “

"LA is one hundred percent the place for, there's no doubt about that. You can always have the odd visit back to Canada and your family but I can just sense it now, this is the place."

Well, it’s been quite a week. I go to New York for a week, for a bunch of work related stuff, and when I come back here, half the resort is gone? So ladies and gentlemen, here’s an important life lesson from uncle Darren: do not leave the resort, ever. Big will take things from you. Last time he took my wifi, this time he kidnapped half the resort. Do. Not Leave. And, while we’re at it, here’s life lesson number two: do not teach a one year old how to click your tongue. They will not stop. Now please tell me what the hell’s been going on here.

I really will take those life lessons on board, thank you so much. Aww, I'm sorry Big did that to you though Dare, it sucks when people you care about leave but on to shine a little light on the situation I'm still here. There was kind of a bit of crazy stuff happening but then nearly everyone left so not much is going on now but more importantly how did things in New York go?!