The Last Centurion

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

not sure if I’ve shared the news but in case I haven’t. hot girl summer has been officially canned. we’re now all amidst the great and beautiful Madness homosexual summer now. get gay and put on some Madness ya bum

Every time Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins says something neurodivergent and Xander says "Honey, we’ve talked about you not being so weird" in that condescending gentle parenting voice I want to gouge out his eye with my thumb.

there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no doctor who