All Things Disposable

"tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it

Cranky cause you're a robot huh?

one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen

i like how south koreans are quitting their hell jobs constantly. that work culture in asia needs to get a fuckin reality check

This is basically the plot of “Accepted”

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

This is so wholesome to hear.

You’re telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!!

omg ask these please they're so cutE

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

Okay Will Smith is the exception. You tell me that Will Smith is gonna be in, i dunno, Yakuza 8, and I’ll pay attention.

You tell me that Will Smith is a Galar Gym Leader and I’ll keep reading

You tell me that Will Smith has been accused of murder and it’s up to Phoenix Wright to clear his name and find the real killer and I’ll

im the sexiest bitch in this secret government containment facility