♯𝄞✟ ⌖ bullets made of jesus. 📿🦌

Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha

assuming nonbinary people are "eggs" that will end up binary trans is bigoted, by the way

wild how some people will go "all nonbinary characters rn are afab i can tell by the way they look" and not understand how blatantly transphobic they're being

holy shit i miss wishbone summer

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.