FIGHT ME GREYMANE

nathanos some rando elf is replying to my posts who the hell allowed this

--This is an automatic response-- Can’t answer now, at the bottom of the ocean again. Be back who knows when.

ugh sometimes i wish i’d stayed dead 

considering returning to sitting at the bottom of the ocean wanna come

only if i can bring terky

I’d be mad if you weren’t bringing her along

ugh sometimes i wish i’d stayed dead 

considering returning to sitting at the bottom of the ocean wanna come

…You had someone else carry your war banner? Who wasn’t me?? :(

fyi i need you to run damage control on something i said lol

?? What do you mean Dark Lady?

...You had someone else carry your war banner? Who wasn’t me?? :(

*is drunk and attempting to play the start of “run away with me” by Carly Rae Jepsen on the Val’kyr horn*

*Runs past his window like this.*

*stops playing and just stares* …what the fuck

What is that most gorgeous of noises? Oh mon cherry…. truly gore juice.

*shrieks when he sees Nat Pagle* AHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE *throws the horn at him*

But! How??? Will I listen to your bew tea full mew sick? Au contrayre

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING WHAT THE FUCK

*is drunk and attempting to play the start of “run away with me” by Carly Rae Jepsen on the Val’kyr horn*

*Runs past his window like this.*

*stops playing and just stares* …what the fuck

What is that most gorgeous of noises? Oh mon cherry…. truly gore juice.

*shrieks when he sees Nat Pagle* AHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE *throws the horn at him*

*is drunk and attempting to play the start of “run away with me” by Carly Rae Jepsen on the Val’kyr horn*

*Runs past his window like this.*

*stops playing and just stares* ...what the fuck

Fuck I hate Zuldazar

Hey can anyone do shit by themselves? I try and have any time to myself on this shit ship and all I get is “Ooh Nathanos we should go attack the Alliance now!” or “Nathanos, stop looking at your phone we have a mission to do!” Am I not allowed ten minutes to myself??

Nathanos, how goes our efforts to recruit the Zandalari fleet?

Uh they’re going great Lady Sylvanas! We’re definitely going to get the Zandalari on our side soon, I’m sure of it!! Nothing to worry about!!

Good. And make sure you kick any puppies you see in Kul’Tiras.

Is uh, that necessary Dark Lady? Why specifically puppies?

Fuck I hate Zuldazar

Hey can anyone do shit by themselves? I try and have any time to myself on this shit ship and all I get is “Ooh Nathanos we should go attack the Alliance now!” or “Nathanos, stop looking at your phone we have a mission to do!” Am I not allowed ten minutes to myself??

Nathanos, how goes our efforts to recruit the Zandalari fleet?

Uh they’re going great Lady Sylvanas! We’re definitely going to get the Zandalari on our side soon, I’m sure of it!! Nothing to worry about!!

Fuck I hate Zuldazar

Hey can anyone do shit by themselves? I try and have any time to myself on this shit ship and all I get is “Ooh Nathanos we should go attack the Alliance now!” or “Nathanos, stop looking at your phone we have a mission to do!” Am I not allowed ten minutes to myself??