So, not many people know why weāre called the Alliance so I thought I would give you all a history lesson.
Once upon a time, there was a massive field of lions although a lot of people probably donāt remember this which is why Iām telling this story.
So, this massive pack of lions, see? They were just running wild all over the Eastern Kingdoms, Iām talking legitimately going apeshit and just shitting everywhere like the nasty cats they are, this lead to a massive ban being placed on druids from turning into lions, it meant we didnāt know which ones were friendly and which ones were just pissy cats.
The clans came together to decide that hey, we need to deal with these fucking overgrown cats now that the orcish horde had been dealt with, no biggy there, what could a bunch of fucking cats do huh? Well, Iāll tell you what they could do.
Shit in your fucking garden at three AM thatās what. We even tried to build a zoo for them, hence Stormwind park? But no, these fucking cats. Let me fucking tell you, lions are fucking demons.
I donāt give a shit about the burning legion, we just needed a way to fucking deal with this problem, we were very close to losing our tether as pacifists*.
Anyway, we finally figured out that they really enjoyed the catnip we grew in Stormwindās gardens so guess fucking what lads? We made them into our fucking mounts. Yep, thatās right, they may shit wherever they fucking find, but we had LIONS now.
So then when we were trying to come up with a name for us, we had a soft little chortle over the name āAll Lionsā. Over time we just fucked around with it more and more until tada.... Alliance.
So there you go, thatās why the symbol of the Alliance has a lion on it and why you can never encounter a lion in the wild but can get it as a mount if you try hard enough.
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