get ur freak on

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

it’s so deeply sad that helly probably longs to be a bush girl but helena absolutely keeps that thing bald as hell

the fact that the primary forum for politics in our age is a website defined by the mechanical inability to write a long, nuanced take is so absurdly on the nose

Ordinary murder mystery show except at the climax, before showing how they solved the mystery, the detective goes on a long rambling story about their childhood like a recipe blog.

look I know people think Those Types of white vegans are annoying but there is a specific type of men who act as if cooking meat is a personality trait and when asked to accommodate vegetarian/vegan/diary-free/egg-free diets act as if they’re being ordered to murder god and spit on their grandmother and they are honestly just as obnoxious