Natasha Pitch, Alive? In MY Tumblr?

Hmmmm. Good guess!I won’t confirm nor deny Ebb’s involvement~

Baz Pitch, an intellectual: No let him finish

I still have a lot of world building and plot points to work out— I do have a general outline of what I wanna do with this au, but I gotta work out specifics.That being said, I can’t tell you when the first part comes out because I don’t really know.I am working on a one shot right now for the AU though so expect that soon!

The Pitch Family and many of the other old fashioned families weren’t accepting of LGBTQ+ at all. That is, until Natasha Pitch’s son came out as gay and all hell broke loose.

Good question~

"mom im getting real tired of ur shit"

Natasha: *screams for ten minutes straight*Simon: *s w e a t s*Natasha: *stops screaming*Simon:Natasha:Simon:Natasha:Simon:Natasha: yeah sure go for it

Yeah, it still happened. Natasha just didn’t get a chance to use the suicide spell ;)I wonder who saved her~?

"Oranges are overrated!"

“You’re sleeping in my office tonight.”“WHY.”“No Simon privileges for twenty four hours.”“MOM NO. PLEASE. ANYTHING BUT THAT.”

However, Baz’s happiness is much, much more important. No matter how many times she tries to find reasons to kick Simon out, Baz whines about it. And whines. And whines. Until Natasha agrees to let Simon keep going to Watford.

Natasha: bitch did I stutter