Short & Queer

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Not only is my girl beautiful, she has got all the things inside her that I could ever want in a person. I’m so bloody lucky. Thank you universe!

When you drink coffee and then your heart goes FKINGYEWWWBITCHESSS

My friend told me a version of this once, which was: if a teacher graded students by what they knew at the beginning of the class vs. what they knew by the end, we’d rightly consider that an unfair teacher. When people are learning, we likewise can’t constantly judge them by what they knew before they started to learn.