D&D Campaigns

Roker, stepping into a spooky abandoned building: I wonder if this place is haunted?

"Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys."

Moonglow: Are you decent?

Ilia: [dangling hand off bed]

Kelly: Hey, Dhoz. I just wanted you to know that there’s a lecture on astral projection next Friday at the Avium.

Dhoz: You want anything to drink, Buddy?

Ilia: You can have the top bunk.

Dhoz: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ruka.

Big Blue: Can you perform under pressure?

"Sometimes I’m the panic and sometimes I’m the disco, and there is no in between."

Buddy: I live for two reasons.

Roker: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I’ll wait.

Anyone: Don't wish ill upon a stranger.

Moonglow: What is wrong with you?

Ilia: Hello, 911? Hi, yes, I accidentally stepped on my mouse's tail and I need to be arrested.