#big blue

lex gave a very intimate and detailed description of him overhearing two other inmates next to him having the hottest, dirtiest, gayest, prison sex ever and how it annoyed him. what he didn't tell daddy ricky (or as y'all may know him, rick flag sr.) is about the nights he got lonely and cold and started fiending for the chance to be bent over by Big Blue himself and pleasured himself to the sounds of his fellow inmates making the best of their bad situation. How do I know this? I know this to be true because James Gunn beamed this canon directly into my brain while I sat in that IMAX theater and watched Lex delicately touch Clark’s hand through the torture prison glass box.

imagine your coworker forces you to fly half way across the country to investigate a mythical lake monster, and you bring your dog bc it’s last minute and you can’t get a sitter. at the lake your dog fucking DIES because it gets EATEN, presumably by the lake monster. your coworker barely cares, and makes you go out in a boat on the lake in the middle of the night with him ONLY HOURS after your dogs death. and then your boat gets OBLITERATED by the lake monster, stranding you and your coworker together. while stranded, he proceeds to make a joke about CANNIBALIZING YOU and then insults your DEAD DOG’s name. this all happened to my good friend dana scully.