oh petal

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

i need to imagine some scenarios

ive gotten into the habit of saying 'girl' in replacement of 'dude' and i do it to grown men and they donttt really like it

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

hold on i have to do everything

I've been repeating delete thy blog wretched saboteur to myself for like 10 minutes

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

you may find me having intense spiritual breakthroughs and revelations just to completely forget about them one week later don’t worry about me i am on my path

Everyone has to talk to each other and be more honest I’m not even joking so many social problems would be solved with 1. An ounce of honesty 2. Realizing your issues are not unique

this idealistic self-optimised fully healed completely emotionally regulated and stable person with zero negative qualities or behaviours that people imagine you can become after a certain amount of healing or therapy literally doesn’t exist

thug it out ellen

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars