B&W

Half of my personality is feral street rat and the other half is aspiring scholar,, which are opposing energies so basically what I’m saying is I’m struggling, but make it sophisticated

[picks up an alligator and kisses it]

the alligator kisses back

but watch out

No

whoever stole my foot gloves is a son of a gun . all i;m will say about that

Blood

oh red

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

Yeah sex is cool i guess (if you’re into that sort of thing) but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself “God”?

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

u know what... it may be true that most pollution is caused by large corporations but repeating that like a mantra over and over whenever youre asked to do something environmentally conscious but personally inconvenient really makes it feel like youre just shirking responsibility... recycling and using public transport and eating less meat and using reusable water bottles/coffee cups maybe wont change the world overnight but these are all things that will impact the environment over time, and to just go “well im not CEO of a fuel company so i wont bother” is so lazy and... irresponsible

latin word of the day: interlunium, the new moon, time of new moon, interlunary interval

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel