May We Meet Again

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

THE NOISE IT MAKES

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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car.  I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boats, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much, that it makes me sick and even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you not around and the fact that you didn’t call… But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

my dude Bernie still going hard

keith urban

Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.