Nap Porn

When: A month into fall.

Where: The Center for Summer Withdrawals. 

When: Sugar crash.

Where: Your landing pad.

When: After breakfast in bed, before lunch in bed.

Where: Your kitchen table / cubicle / couch.

When: The apartment is empty.

Where: Your roommate's bedroom.

When: A lesson in Southern hospitality. 

Where: Your midday repose station.

When: Unimportant. 

Where: Undisclosed. 

When: Reclaiming your day.

Where: The lazy man's swing. 

When: You're feeling dramatic.

Where: Somewhere you can safely faint.

When: Redeeming your frequent flyer miles.

Where: 100 meters above sea level.

When: Noon.

Where: Your home's median.

When: Serving time.

Where: Your pastel cell.

When: Happy hour.

Where: A great little hole-in-the-wall. 

When: On a fantastic voyage.

Where: Your schooner, “The Narcolepsea.”

When: You've just acquired a benefactor.  

Where: Custom-made nesting grounds.

When: You narrowly avoided work. 

Where: A spacious cranny.

When: Time to take your vitamin D.

Where: Your sun room.

When: Sightseeing at the palace of Versailles.

Where: The ultra-secret napping chamber.