Bird Guy

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

aauuuhhg chat i don't feel good. i want to stop not feeling good actually. I'd like to feel not sick. is that an option or am i just cursed

You gotta toss away the amulet dude

You gotta toss away the amulet, girliepop

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

LOL aika throwing a fit. this is perfect

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

“Yeah, I’m a new student.” “Well, welcome to Gotham University! What’s your major?” “Criminology.” “What dorm are you in?” “Oh, I live off campus. My Aunt Pam owed a favor to my mom, so I live with her and her partner, my Aunt Harley.” “Excuse me?!” “It’s not as bad as you think.”