church of burnt romances

Katara took the pic

PLEASE IMAGINE

Ilya: (speaking to Shane very loudly about a player on the other team) Yeah I think his wife is leaving him. He cheated so I don’t feel bad for him.

Shane: oh good for her then.

Ilya: yes good for her. She is way to pretty to be with him anyway

Shane: He’s also not scoring enough points to cheat on anyone. His average goals have been going down drastically in the last few years. He really should focus more on that

Naming the eel Ellie sounds like such a Ryland Grace thing to do I just had to make this

Hell he'd go a step further and pronounce it eel-y

but no, for sure! she’s a feminist! for sureee she’s all about protecting women and girls. this one just asked for it, right? it was how she was dressed.

in other jkr news, from august in the uk trans people will be legally required to use the bathroom that adheres to their sex. that 70k jkr donated to the supreme court case? yeah. they’re starting to enforce that. legally.