Dumbsterfire (old User selfless-gunman)

Families of 4 and under are expected to aplaud for 30 seconds at a time only. Any family or gathering of 5 or more members can only snap fingers and hoot, clapping or hollering of any kind is strictly prohibited.

No weapons, dental tools or otherwise.

Please do not throw hair

Fight only when fought upon. Non-combat is discouraged in all areas.

No touching!

All feet must be covered from sight with foot coverings of some kind.

Run slowly (when possible).

Fun having is mandatory. Mandatory fun is healthy for the mind

No time for bad times, unless timing is bad, whereas make time feel worse and so forth and so on.

Give more than you have. Take what has been given only.

Officially licensed 2009 Yoshi T-shirt.