What We Blog In The Shadows

ID: 1. Waist up of human Nadja sitting on a couch in sweatpants, a Nadja's club crop top, no makeup, and her hair in a messy bun. She is wearing a gaming headset and holding out a game controller in front of her, fingers mashing at the keys. Offscreen, Laszlo calls, "Darling! I've done it! This brioche will knock your tits off, you must try it!" She yells back, eyes not leaving the screen, "My love, I am in the middle of a raid! You will have to feed it to me!" 2. Small additional shot of Nadja in profile as she leans towards the TV and screams angrily into her mic, "Nandor!! Stop fucking tanking and heal me, you piece of steaming skata!" A feeble voice from her headphones replies, "Oww! You promised not to yell!" /end ID

ID: Waist up of Nadja in her pale blue dress from season 6 episode 9 Come Out and Play. The background is a dark blue cut by a huge burning red full moon that silhouettes her and throws her into shadow. She is covered in blood and cackling with both hands raised in the air as she looks down on the viewer, eyes glowing yellow-green. Above her is a screenshot of a tumblr post by @mikarchive that reads "i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic. i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die". /end ID