Running through the woods

Soft Serve

so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and if a jedi tries to deflect them with a lightsaber the bullet just melts and turns in to an equally lethal spray of molten metal 

Nah, just Physical Weaponry.

I remember I was in a /tv/ 4chan thread once and the Subject was: “Who would win in a fight? An AT-AT or three WWII Panzers” and everyone basically agreed the panzers. One guy, however, completely FLIPPED. He had watched all the movies 100 times, played all the games, and read all of the extended universe. He explained in great detail how the force fields that all combat vehicles use works just fine against physical weaponry. He even posted a Wiki link about how The Empire used one of the strongest metals to make everything.

And then someone posted this:

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

…then manta rays be like

Steve + spinning his bat