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Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

Ginny: Once again, I am disappointed in men. And yet also...I'm not surprised.

Remus: [to the Marauders] The thing is...I've been living a lie. Sirius: Just one? I'm living like twenty.

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This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

OH MY GOD

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.

the fems have made their way to the mermaids

good god

Percy: Am I a joke to you?   Fred: You're many things to us...   George: ...A joke is just one of them.

Ek ladkiii ko dekha toh aisa LAGAA OHH MERE SOHNEYA VE CHAAD SAARI GALIYAN MAIN

Luna: Everyone in this world is crazy, the difference is some of them are just really good at disguising it.

#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)