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my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved
mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like βpastryβ and βcrimeβ, leaves you guessing

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The drama. The injustice. Free him
Every time I see a video of a cat thatβs just meowing constantly, I think about how they developed meowing exclusively as a way to communicate with humans.
Past kittenhood, I mean. Kittens meow for the same reason human babies cry; to tell their mom βI have needs and wants and Iβm so so small and I hardly even know it!β But adult cats have other ways to communicate with each other. They only continue to meow because they realize itβs the only part of their language that gets have anything close to the correct response from humans.
Anyway. Whenever I see videos like this where a human and cat are doing that sort of call-and-response routine, like-
*human talks at the cat like its a person*
meow
*human talks at cat like its a person*
meow
-so on and so forth, like I dunno, it just hits different somehow. Like itβs not the same as dogs barking at humans, dogs barking is a βnaturalβ dog instinct (to my knowledge), but adult meowing is a specifically domestic behavior. They developed it for us. They know we canβt really understand them, the same way the mom in this video knows the cat canβt understand her, but they meow at us anyway. And this catβs plaintive meows are it begging to be set free of the grooming torture, obviously, but sometimes it seems like itβs just a call and response.
Like youβll see a video of a human talking at a cat, and the cat meows back between sentences, and the cat is like lying with its eyes half closed or sitting with its back turned to the human and itβs meowing back anyway and you stop and think about it and realize that theyβre doing the same thing.
The cat and the human talking at each other when they donβt need anything from each other, thatβs- thatβs just conversation. Itβs literally cross-species small talk, because both the cat and the human are engaging in it just for the sake of hearing a response back.
They canβt understand each other at all, but they continue to communicate purely for the sake of communication. For the pleasure of each otherβs company. For the sake of socializing with each other. We donβt even understand each other, and itβs still small talk.
And you think about that and you remember again that adult cats without humans donβt meow and itβs just their human company comfort language and you cry.
Oh fuck Iβm so sorry I didnβt realize I reblogged this from you lmao
No worries, Iβm still happy you thought of me!
Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal
both kinds?
β¦thereβs two?
hang on let me google something real quick
we should all implode and die forever actually
I am an old person and tumblr is the porch
@ mutuals this is how i see us
me and my mutuals
Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier
me and the mutuals watching staff at work
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatβs already how it is in australia
Thatβs just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?
?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatβs the way it is in most democratic countries? itβs a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itβs always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereβs one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youβll be out of the country on the day. like, ITβS EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnβt even that ridiculous. i donβt understand why the usa doesnβt have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.
I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donβt actively work to make it harder to vote.
Adding to this here, in Australia you donβt have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereβs no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Β You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donβt think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Β
Or this:Β
Or this:Β
You have get your name crossed off (if you donβt want to wear the fine), but you donβt have to make your vote counted if youβre opposed to it.Β
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatβs fine. Do a postal vote. Β Stuck in hospital? Thatβs fine. Theyβll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleβs home and canβt get around? Again, theyβll go to you. Itβs amazing to me that itβs so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Β
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donβt want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyβre selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Β
ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereβs no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyβre not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iβm not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party.
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out.
A countryβs voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable.
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnβt make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnβt vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnβt do it that day.
βoh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their livesβ jesus christ
For the last time, for everyone who still doesnβt understand: not voting is not a tool of resistance, itβs a tool of surrender.

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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?
#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'
Trust me, speaking as someone adjacent to the center of this diagram, you can be both.
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Who else #GoopedUp tonight!
take a second to imagine if this had happened in 2013. stop scrolling and please just sit with that for a moment, i urge you
tumblr would have been rendered uninhabitable to human life
I could fix him *leaves him overnight in a tupperware full of dry white rice*
I do feel really bad for like, gif makers and such who are just outside of the current tumblr zeitgeist and therefore not seeing the evolution of the unhinged way the rest of us are talking about men. Like I bet their activity feeds are so baffling and concerning rn.
Imagine being a normalish sort of person on here and some guy like me reblogs your Varric Tethras gifset from 2016 with #puts him in the rice.
"if they hating let them hate and watch the money pile up" - spongebob

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ITβS CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
ya being kafkaesque isnβt about turning into a bug itβs about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like βok but weβre short staffed can u still come inβ

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your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it
Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.
Thatβs cool. Why are they making me sad
Call that a microaggression