Casimira

Ito yung mga panahon kung kelan lubos kong minahal ang Tumblr. Oo, Tumblr. Yung blogsite. Halos 24hrs ako dun nakatutok, nagsusulat at nagiiscroll. Nakakatuwa at nakakamiss ang mga panahong mataba pa ang utak ko at tila hindi nawawalan ng isusulat. Kaso, dumating ang araw na kelangan ko na rin mabuhay sa realidad ng pagiging “grown up” at maghanap ng trabaho at magfocus sa hinaharap.

Nung 2009-2011, may mga bagay na nauso sa Tumblr, karamihan don eh wala na ngayon.

1. Online Check. Ito ang post na kadalasan eh mas madami pang likes kesa sa actual at seryosong post mo para malaman kung gaano karami ang online sa oras na yon. 2. Describe/Promote Blogs. Kung saan ilalarawan mo ang blogs na napili mo para na rin maadvertise ito at dumagdag ang followers. Minsan may magsesend sa Ask box mo ng mga blogs na gusto nilang idescribe mo. 3. TTH (Titillating/Topless Thursdays). Isa sa pinakainaabangan ng madlang tumblr people tuwing Huwebes ng gabi. Mga post na nakakaakit at nakakapag painit ng gabi hahaha. Kaso minsan may mga taong sumosobra sa pagpost at naipapakita ang mga hindi kanais nais hahaha. Nagkakaroon tuloy ng bashers at haters pero lumilipas din naman. 4. Bashers/Haters/Anon. Mga pampadagdag “spice” sa buhay ng isang blogger. Ayaw nila sayo so tatadtarin nila Ask mo ng hate messages at lahat ng masasakit. Usually anonymous sila kahit may option na ipakita pangalan para syempre hindi sila matrack at mabash back. Hahaha 5. Tumblr Loveteams. Hehehehehe. Alam niyo na yan. Usong uso yan noon. Madalas nagkakatuluyan yung mga pinipair ng followers na bloggers. Example: KhyeRhads hahaha 6. “Ate/kuya pafollowback po” Ang madalas na makikita mo sa Ask mo kung hindi paghingi ng advice. May ibang nagagalit pag hindi pinafollowback at nagiging hater at nagaanon sa Ask mo para sabihin na iuunfollow ka niya. 7. Tumblr Idols. Yung isscreenshot pag finollow back ka ng idol mo. Naks. 8. Typos and Graphics. Yung may quote ka tapos ipapaste mo sa magandang background. Mostly about love ang topic. 9. Greying. Eto yung pinakasikat na theme ng blogs noon. Pahirapan sa pag edit para magmukhang unique but simple ang blog mo. 10. Tumblr tropas. Nabuo yung barkadahan na nagsimula sa Tumblr. Yung iba, hanggang ngayon, barkada pa rin. May nawala, may dumagdag. Hindi imposible yung mahanap ang totoong kaibigan kahit sa Online lang kayo nagkakilala at nagkakausap.

Nakakamiss lang talaga! Ang sarap mag-reminisce hahaha. Kaway kaway sa mga 2009 blogger like meeeeh haha.

Yung instant boyfirend at tatay mo.

Yung magagalit pag may ma-attached na lalaki sayo.

Yung magagalit pag anong oras kana umuwi.

Yung pagbabawalan ka umalis pag lalaki ang kasama mo.

Yung ipagtatangol ka sa mga umaaway sayo.

Yung pag may nanliligaw sayo sakanya una dadaan.

Yung lalambingin ka pag alam niyang nagagalit ka sakanya.

Yung mas mahigpit pa kesa sa tatay mo.

Yung ihahatid ka kung saan ang lakad mo para masiguradong duon ka talaga pupunta.

Yung tatawagan ka kung nasaan ka, kung anong oras ka uuwi.

Yung haharutin ka kapag alam niyang busy ka.

Yung ihahatid ka niya sa school pag wala siyang pasok.

Yung kahit magka girlfriend siya hindi niya makakalimutan ang responsibilidad niya sayo.

Yung ayaw na ayaw na uuwi ka ng maaga.

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic