NAKEDISM

Misunderstood by Bon Jovi

THEO JAMES “Episode Three” — The Time Traveler’s Wife

The dive itself was a blast. Emerging from the water to find he'd lost his suit was less so. Now Clint was climbing back up butt naked while his friends, other tourists, and locals laughed hysterically from above. He just prayed someone would lend him a towel when he got back up.

After mustering up enough courage, he stepped out into the gymnasium. Everyone in the meeting was shocked upon seeing the young hot gym coach walk into the meeting completely in the nude. He still had to attend, standing in front with the other teachers. His only cover was a piece of paper that eventually would get blown away, exposing his massive erection to the entire crowd. He would be so humiliated to see his naked picture in the cover of the school newspaper.

The jilted assistant just watched with a grin as the coach walked over with his little notes in front of his junk, and he laughed along with everyone else when the fans blew his notes away. Seeing his replacement struggle to hide his hardon was all the revenge the assistant coach needed.

Muscle Men Nude Beach 2 (TGS, 2020)

The water was as refreshing as advertised, and the guys spent several minutes horsing around in the water. That is, until they realized their girlfriends were running off down the beach with their clothes. Blushing, the guys gave chase, running butt naked across the sands. They just hoped they’d catch their girlfriends before they reached the more populated end of the beach…

Next time he went to the gym, he'd definitely drive...

DAVID NAUGHTON in ‘An American Werewolf in London’ (1981)

Billy Young et al. in “Billy Boy” by Bob Mizer shot on 16mm film in 1969

“Oh I see… is that all they had? Nevermind, I guess he’ll do… for a snack…”